Bringing in the spring with this new collection of writing prompts to get the words flowing.

Here are your March Writing Prompts.

1. “Why is there a box of teeth in your historian Grandfather’s sports car?” he asked.
2. “Sir, the alien is not on this flight,” said the police officer. “What do you want me to do with the email I just sent to the prison?”
3. Carrying the box of postcards, the mind reader noticed the lonely girl heading in the wrong direction.
4. If the author didn’t figure out how her cheapskate character would declare war in her new book, all of her checks would bounce.
5. Tucking in his wings, the president-elect straightened his wig and took the stage, inhaling the sweet smell of comeback victory.
6. The whole group came for their class reunion. She loathed this part of owning her hot-air balloon, suffering the odors of all the perfumés and cologne.
7. Going through the wreckage from the hurricane, the old lady finds the map in the destroyed wall.
8. Sitting in the outhouse, the boy wonders, not for the first time, why corn husks instead of Indian toilet paper.
9. “Why did you trespass at the cat lady’s house?”
   1. “To get the diary the stranger found after the tornado?”
10. The feverish old clown regrets not following in his father’s footsteps to become a butcher as the bull chased him around the arena.
11. Rubbing his butt, he studied the rotten drywall he’d just landed in. A shiny feather, a necklace, and a photo of his mom were paperclipped to a folder from an experimental hospital.
12. The dejected baker was cleaning out his freezer, throwing all the wedding cake at the pile of Valentine stuffed animals in the chocolate store window across the street.
13. The aged reporter crept through the house, tail twitching, sensing the child still in the burning house.
14. “Why can’t you answer the door for once ?” the sleep-deprived mom yelled at her dropout son as she stumbled towards the door.
15. The dark stranger knocked on the door quietly. Pausing, she watched who would answer the door of the house. No one ever entered or exited.
16. “Class,” the teacher said. “Remember, you don’t wear snuckers; you wear sneakers. So, as you try to sneak into my class next week, you’d better be ready for the grammar test.”
17. Unemployed and needing a gift for his Grandma for Christmas, the slacker opened the door to the pawn shop to trade in the family heirloom.
18. The traveling agent said nothing about the wrestler having to cook when he arrived hungry at the cruiseliner.
19. “Pick your nose,” whispered the note the teenager found under his windshield wiper.
    1. Slammed by the sudden influx of memory, he pushed his finger further up his nose.
20. Moonlighting as a bus driver, the mortician still didn’t have enough money to pay his bills.
21. The nervous comedian farted as he came on stage, remembering the key advice he’d read on the bumper stickers.
22. “Breaking news. The reckless person mistaken to be the movie star is now glued to the billboard. The police discover the fraud by the trail of bad breath floating in the air.”
23. “Did you see the UFO sighting on the news,” the librarian asked the man.
    1. “Yes, that is why I’m wearing my lucky underwear,” the bodybuilder said, smiling.
24. “Shocking announcement. The pirate disguised as a priest stole the bride’s wedding dress to keep her from marrying a nobleman,” the distraught wedding dress designer reported.
25. His job was simple. Plant the unflattering portraits of the politician in the office. This was the last election he would have to sabotage before his retirement.
26. The ex-superhero took the box of hair into the toy shop. “I will make this job work.” He promised himself.
27. “This is your last try,” the stage manager’s voice echoed off the empty theater walls.
    1. The ventriloquist laughed through his puppet. “What do you mean, ‘last try’?”
28. “Good day to you, Sir,” the mail carrier said, looking at the man being attacked by the squirrels running down the street.
    1. Of all the things to motivate him to run again. Why did it have to be crazy squirrels?
29. “Mister, why do you have a scar across your face?” the boy asked, sucking on his lolly-pop.
    1. “You want to know my story? I want to know why I’m in 2025. I’m from 1776.”
30. “I thought it was the dancer who stopped the robbery.”
    1. “I thought it was the person covered with tattoos.”
    2. “They are the same person,” said the laundromat worker.
31. Her past haunted her. Flashback lit up her mind as she dragged the heavy suitcase along the road. All she knew was the quest had to be accomplished.

I look forward to reading what these prompts brought to your imagination.

Until next time. Happy Writing.